The Alphabet of Manliness is the debut book by American humorist and Internet personality Maddox, published in It reached the #2 position on the New. The Alphabet of Manliness has ratings and reviews. Seizure Romero said: I just picked this up in a used bookshop during lunch. I opened randoml. even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection.

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So awesome it makes me want to punch a gorilla in the freakin’ face! I bought this because the cover was ridiculous and it sounded way over the top.

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Be the mzddox to ask a question about The Alphabet of Manliness. This provoked many people to get down on their hands and knees in front of him, often kissing his hand. The chapter on Chuck Norris almost made me pee my pants at work.

Apr 15, Mykey rated it really liked it. The book consists of 26 short sections, each corresponding to a letter of the alphabet.

It is what it promises to be, a view of what it takes to be a man. Archived from the original on The book was officially completed on January 19,as announced on Maddox’s website. Pages to import images to Wikidata Articles needing additional references from November All articles needing additional references.


A is for ass-kicking B is for boners C is for copping a feel D is for taking a dump E is for enlightenment F is for female wrestling G is for gas H is for hot sauce I is for irate J is for beef jerky K is for knocke Brought to you by the mastermind behind www.

Nov 06, Jolson Olson rated it liked it. If you have ever read his site then you know exactly what to expect from Maddox. An easy waste of time for those that are not easily offended by lewd descriptions of manliness and bad writing.

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Jan 11, Jim Greene rated it it was ok Recommends it for: One of my personal favorite statements was in the letter M for Metal, Maddox goes to his first Heavy Metal concert and th I greatly appreciate a book that can make me laugh out loud while riding on public transportation. Preview — The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. Not even ‘N is maddxo Norris, Chuck’ could rescue this bad boy. As a fan of Maddox, I expected this book to be good.

Retrieved from ” https: Most humor has a shelf-life. And the results can be funny.

I felt much shame in reading it. His acknowledgements after the introduction inflated a great deal, mqnliness some of it borders on rambling. This book did not warrant a republishing either. November Learn how and when to remove this template message.


On the other hand, my coworker, who has never heard of Maddox’s website, read the entire book, laughing just about the entire way through – and he doesn’t really like to read. One of my personal favorite statements was in the letter M for Metal, Maddox goes to his first Heavy Metal concert and the “Music was so loud that it gave my friend back problems”. This section does not cite any sources.

It’s also the only one, and so it’s the best one.

Add all three to Cart Add all three to List. It seems sort of He still gets hot under the collar here and there, like “Y is for Yelling” and “Z is for Zombies. Page 1 of 1 Start over Page 1 of 1. I am disappointed to report that there were hardly any jokes or even moments that felt anything other than stale and forced. Please help improve this section by adding citations to reliable sources. Customers who bought this item also bought.